So Thanksgiving is over! And next comes... not Christmas! Because I don't care about Christmas.


I like winter though.
Your chest tightens, skin aches, cheeks blush. It's like being in love... but without the dumbass attached to your hip, causing problems and trying his damn best to be as stupid as he can possibly be.

So basically winter is the perfect substititute for your dumbass.
and if you're the dumbass, its your own fault, you stupid ass.

So I've been playing Sly Cooper. He is one sexy raccon. One of the best game series I've played.

Also up there:

The Jak and Daxter series.(Jak is a sexy beast, I'd tap that.)
Ratchet and Clank series.


I Love You.



Did you believe me? I'm an awesome liar. I could be lying right now. Or not. But you'll never know because I'm lying. So my lies could actually be true, unless if I'm lying. Then of course it's not.



So your mind isn't there. There isn't a part in your brain labeled "mind". Who decided to come up with that term? We can't use our minds it's not there.

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Well fuck yah it makes a sound. Did anyone take into account the squirrels and other animals in the freaking forest? But the better question is why is that tree randomly falling in the forest? Someone must have chopped it down. Who the fuck chopped down that tree!?

oh gosh, that's more than one question.

I am a crunchy peanut butter.



The rest of the wworld goes by not knowing their flavor. It's sad really. But it's because no one bothers to tell them.


One time in 11th grade I ran into a pencil sharpener, And it really hurt.